r/nottheonion • u/TylerFortier_Photo • 21h ago

NJ Driver Called Cops Bragging He Outran Them — Then They Arrested Him: Police

dailyvoice.com

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Level-Usual-9681 • 16h ago

Polymarket make history with New York's 'first free grocery store'

uniladtech.com

0 Upvotes

29 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AudibleNod • 15h ago

McDonald's launches McNugget Caviar kits for free Valentine's Day: Here's how to get one

abcnews.go.com

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 13h ago

Same team, different snake: Sask.'s CEBL team now called the Saskatoon Mamba

cbc.ca

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Icy_Foot4728 • 16h ago

Patriots coach Mike Vrabel reveals extreme sacrifice he'd make to his male anatomy to win the Super Bowl

foxnews.com

0 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JoeyZasaa • 18h ago

Vietnam’s military ‘secretly planning for US invasion’

thetimes.com

323 Upvotes

121 comments

r/nottheonion • u/NoInvestment9829 • 19h ago

Former public toilet to become Mexican restaurant and shop as plans approved (Eastbourne)

sussexexpress.co.uk

5 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 12h ago

Costco's beloved rotisserie chicken gets roasted in lawsuit over preservatives

cbc.ca

971 Upvotes

179 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Claeyt • 14h ago

Madison parents lobby for Wisconsin bill to increase recess time

captimes.com

79 Upvotes

25 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TikDickler • 9h ago

'This Job Sucks,' DOJ Lawyer Asks Judge For Contempt Charge So She Can Get Sleep in Jail

meidasnews.com

141 Upvotes

55 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jolteonjuice • 23h ago

Son burgled dad's home on Christmas Day and made himself a ham sandwich

chroniclelive.co.uk

55 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Raddish_Crunch • 17h ago

'Mass exodus' from Cambodian scam compounds a 'humanitarian crisis'

abc.net.au

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 21h ago

Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Max merger makes it too expensive

arstechnica.com

31.2k Upvotes

3.2k comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 2h ago

He made a joke on his Oregon theater’s marquee, then he says Amazon pulled the ‘Melania’ movie

oregonlive.com

292 Upvotes

14 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CheezTips • 10h ago

Church fresco resembling Italian PM has face scrubbed out

bbc.com

24 Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Naurgul • 1h ago

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example

fortune.com

• Upvotes

681 comments

r/nottheonion • u/malcolm58 • 4h ago

Driver billed for circling Earth 25 times at the speed of sound

ruv.is

873 Upvotes

60 comments

r/nottheonion • u/calvins48 • 5h ago

'Road to nowhere' will go somewhere, council says

bbc.co.uk

27 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/EstablishmentSoft350 • 17h ago

Tech giants are victims of ‘harassment’ by Irish and EU regulators, US Congress panel claims

irishtimes.com

3.0k Upvotes

172 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Pitiful_Cry • 16h ago

Tesco apologises after placing Welsh language signs in Cornish branch

bbc.co.uk

115 Upvotes

25 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 13h ago

Honey product recalled over undeclared erectile dysfunction ingredient

wgntv.com

579 Upvotes

55 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 3h ago

North Carolina man broke into Little Caesars after closing and started making and selling pizzas, cops say

the-independent.com

334 Upvotes

39 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DetectiveTypical198 • 19h ago

Florida governor candidate joins Tinder to ‘meet young female voters’

gmg-wkmg-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com

1.4k Upvotes

78 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 8h ago

Thieves dressed as Robin Hood give away stolen food to protest Canada’s rising prices

edition.cnn.com

632 Upvotes

45 comments

r/nottheonion • u/joey_homicide • 9h ago

Idaho teacher files federal lawsuit over state, district response to 'Everyone is Welcome Here' poster

eastidahonews.com

641 Upvotes

Not even sure what to think of this one. I get the right is all anti DEI, but like isn’t this one of the primary rules in our public education system? Just seems ironic.

66 comments

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