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i realized after 3 days of asking, i had to bring some from home i guess.

a good laugh but BF didn’t think he’d need to proofread a 5 word sentence

Work at a warehouse and came into work this morning with these at all of our workstations. Cheap ass multibillion dollar company didn’t even get us a full sized candy bar

This is the Peacock Mantis Shrimp, it's named after 3 other animals. And it isn't any of them.

It's still a cool animal nonetheless.

After the latest iPhone update, more than half of my phone’s storage is now just iOS and system data, and I am being forced to offload or delete my stuff if I want to take any more photos.

Don’t come at me for having a 64GB phone - it was perfectly fine amount of space at the time of purchase.

Kids 1st grade homework. Every other image matches the letters. Is this a mouth with teeth and mustache? What is it pointing to?

I’ve already patched this once, and the wire has now come through the patch - the bra is only a few months old. Surely this is a design flaw? Why do these things have to be so sharp? I can’t imagine anyone selling underwear to men that could predictably suddenly stab the in the balls.

Supposed to be thick and gel-like. No seal on the bottle, full of suds and a watery liquid. Definitely someone bought this, emptied out half or two thirds for themselves, refilled with water, and returned it to the store for a free bottle of soap. Then target restocked it, so I could buy it! Awesome! 🥲

So now I ate half of it before realizing and I have a moderate to severe allergy to cashews >:(

Thank god for my lips being chapped as hell so I felt the tingling… but now I have a reaction coming with nothing I can do. (my allergy isn’t anaphylactic and I have an EpiPen)

edit for clarification: read comments I didn’t just yolo

edit about the bar: this particular bar I grabbed had no image but others in the bin did, likely was a different store or pack than normal

1997 chicken figure on the left, 2018 version on the right. The 1997 version was made in Thailand, 2018 one made in China. The difference is shocking. Thought it was at least mildly infuriating, since I’m sure the price has gone up significantly even after inflation is accounted for.

I love my mom a lot, but she won’t stop trying to force me to believe in God. Ive been saying for years to just please stop pushing it on me so much, that I respect her belief in God, but I just don’t share it and if she could just please respect that. But she can’t accept that I don’t believe and is just waiting for me to believe.

Went to catholic school cuz she made me, had communion cuz she made me, not cuz I actually wanted to. Wish parents would realize that this makes their kids steer AWAY from God even more.

Nobody was in the restaurant or the Drive Thru, they were just standing around talking, they told me they do not change it until the end of the day!

What a joke. Never again.