r/dankmemes 1d ago

MODS: please give me a flair if you see this Bill Gates added spell check so he could better understand Epstein’s Emails

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u/TesticleezzNuts 1d ago

It all makes sense why both sides were hesitant to release them. I think Trump only did because he’s to much of a dipshit to realise how much they actually had on him.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

"I am Testicleez god of scrotum rashes!"

Actual quote from a happy noodle boy comic.

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u/Hatedpriest 23h ago

Happy noodle boy in the wild? What‽

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 18h ago

Next time johen is at a con I'm gonna get it signed 

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u/The-Pork-Piston 20h ago

Trump tried to backpedal. He never intended to release.

Trump had (at one time) 1000 agents working on redacting his name.

Trump finally released redacted files.

The files still had too much damning Trump mentions.

Multiple files were pulled and further redacted.

Makes you wonder how bad the rest of the mentions of Trump are doesn’t it?

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u/skykingjustin 6h ago

The crazy is thing we have video evidence of trump saying it was a nothing burger and a hoax.

https://youtube.com/shorts/B8sb3q8wst8?si=oSVoOpOgV2nqr584

This after having a big file saying epstine files phase 1. America is batshit insane.

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u/Schwiftness 21h ago edited 18h ago

The difference is that Clinton has never said not to release them and is willing to go in front of congress to publicly testify about it now.

See the difference?

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u/Mastodon9 6h ago

He was probably banking on Trump not being stupid enough to release a bunch of shit that would incriminate both of them. Very poor gamble on Bill's part.

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u/Budget_Addition1381 4h ago

Not really, both are kid fuckers.

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u/wrongpitch 1d ago

Nah he had to work down and degraded the people first so they wouldn't care about profiles. Oh look at that thing ...

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u/egorechek 8h ago

Democrats couldn't do it because it was under seal. And Bill Clinton seems like the only one in there but still without any horror stories. But Trump has baby lake and biting pp.

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u/IcodyI 21h ago

too*

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg ☣️ 4h ago

Did what? Release heavily edited shit? Left out other shit? After he was pressed by Democrats to do it or they wouldn't vote on his shit?

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u/Hoochnoob69 1d ago

Do the have anything concrete on Trump? Or just those calls from anonymous/non credible people?

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u/redditsucksass69765 ☣️ 1d ago

Anything concrete on Trump would have been used by Biden before election. Anything concrete on a Democrat, Trumo would have used already.

Everything now is just embarrassing people but not enough for charges

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u/viciouspandas 23h ago

The justice department traditionally operates independently, which is why Biden didn't have personal access there. The whole thing was one of many issues under investigation. It's the same reason why in Trump's first term, he was under investigation by Robert Muller. Now it's basically been captured by corruption, but that's because Trump 2.0 is 1000x worse than Trump 1.0.

Plus, Biden wasn't even running the second time, and he was pretty pissed at the Democrats for making him step down.

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u/flapsmcgee 23h ago

"I’m still enjoying what I’m doing, there’s still work to be done.  I’m still the President’s wing-man, so I’m there with my boy.

-Attorney General Eric Holder on Obama

Sounds really independent. 

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u/JackCrafty 22h ago

So wild you guys can find malice in that but memory hole Trump directing Bondi over a truth post, lol.

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u/flapsmcgee 22h ago

I'm saying the DOJ being independent is bullshit for all presidents. They just say that to appear non political. It's the president's job to enforce the law, and the DOJ is made up of law enforcement agents.

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u/thewizarddephario 21h ago

Why did Biden allow himself and his son to be investigated? Nothing like that will ever happen under trump

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u/flapsmcgee 19h ago

Trump was investigated his entire first term. Remember Mueller?

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u/thewizarddephario 17h ago

Yeah, and he was so corrupt that he tried to fire him. The only reason he didnt was bc his white house staff threatened to quit. He didnt have yes men in his first term. But again this is so obvious to someone who actually knows the facts 🙄

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u/viciouspandas 12h ago

Yeah that's my point. Trump's first term had a lot more safeguards and wasn't too far off of a normal Republican presidency until the end of the term. Most of the people around him at least had standards.

For this term, he basically didn't want to repeat what he felt like was a mistake from the last one, and staffed it entirely with sycophants and idiots

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u/LairdPeon 23h ago

I hate the "Why were they recording everything. Obviously fake." attitudes.

Recording it was the whole fucking point.

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u/Rimworldjobs 19h ago

Leverage.

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u/ExkAp3de 12h ago

I mean, it sure would make sense to have leverage, but id think it was as much about having leverage than it was about having photos to come back to for .. you know

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u/Sir_picklechips 5h ago

Rich and powerful people who think they'll get away with it no matter what comes out, get coddled by the system, and usually do face no consequences.

They've also got groups of uninformed, indoctrinated, or outright morally bankrupt people who will go to bat for them.

I get 3 reactions from people who support trump when discussing things like this: complete indifference because he supports their culture war, confused silence where they shut down or deflect until the topic is changed, or "Who cares, you think Kamala would be any better?"

Hopefully there's more that are just embarrassed and keeping quiet and will actually learn a lesson from all this. Hopefully the democratic movement actually grows some balls and supports the people with a peoples candidate. Hopefully we get some actual consequences for the evil assholes infiltrating our government.

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u/appolzmeh 28m ago

I mean you say they think they’ll get away with it. They already did and actively doing so right now. Everyone is still heading to work and supporting these MFs all day.

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u/Sir_picklechips 22m ago

Defeatist thinking leads to defeat. Organize and get the word out, take part in boycotts and blackout days, write your reps and let your voice be heard and inspire others to do the same. Protests are growing.

There's more of us than there are of them.

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u/tokkutacos 13h ago

Yup all the sickest wanted blackmail on each other and they git that the whole gov and both sides are ran by sick fucks shocked anyone can support any side now.

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u/sad_post-it_note 12h ago

This dude couldn't care less. He was friends we the top of the capitalist gang. He was safe. He felt safe. So he was just taking pictures of everything he like.

I think it's like how I have thousands of pictures of my dog. I feel safe having those pictures. 

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u/DekuInkwell 5h ago

Sort of, but it really comes down to Epstein protecting himself by recording everything that happens on his island. If anyone were to consider “leaving” this monstrously unethical club, they either couldn’t, or would be forced to stay silent.

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 10h ago

Its also theyre all so rich they dont give a shit.

Additionally, theyre all boomers so maybe they are that stupid.

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u/LtHughMann 9h ago

I'm more confused by why so many of them seem perfectly fine with having the photos taken. Like they were just so used to being able to do whatever they wanted with no consequence that they never bothered to consider the outcome.

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u/DekuInkwell 5h ago

I feel like that’s expected to happen when you are living in a literal reality where the rules do not apply to you. They can do whatever they want. They didn't have to worry about “being caught” because they knew they owned the people whose job it was to look.

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u/Tankette55 8h ago

They needed blackmail on everyone involved to stop them from talking obviously.

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u/wrongpitch 1d ago

It's funny and if you don't laugh I hope you're crying because of the thing you're people power have gotten away with

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u/TheMadScientist1000 1d ago

*your

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u/wrongpitch 1d ago

Damn I'm normally on top of that, I apologise boss it won't happen again

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u/wrongpitch 1d ago

I missed an 'in' as well I've clearly been working too hard or there is just so much foulness in the world that it's hard to compress my disgust

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u/Dreadnought_69 20h ago

Well, that’s okay. You won’t be able to make those mistakes again after your execution. 😮‍💨🤌

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u/wrongpitch 20h ago

Can I just update my computer first?

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u/wrongpitch 18h ago

I've done that twice today🤣 take me to the stocks

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u/LordJuJu15 19h ago

Been crying since 1999...

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u/Fight_or_Flight_Club 23h ago

Why did he type like RFK talks?

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u/SubatomicGreenLeaves 19h ago

Egg shaped thumbs.

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u/Trkaline [custom flair] 1d ago edited 1d ago

This feels a lot like kayfabe they do in wrestling. Is anything they have released against anyone actually actionable? Or is it all meant to just make us gnash our teeth a bit while the elites find new secret hideouts to fuck children in? It's a big club and we ain't in it.

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u/DatDominican 10h ago

Didn’t they just move to an island right next to it? I remember a Reddit post about a thousand yachts at an island for a party

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u/Trkaline [custom flair] 10h ago

That makes sense. We know the kidfucking never stopped, but it's probably usually smaller parties in different places, and they now have to source their own children...

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ 10h ago

If anyone’s wondering the weird punctuation is due to redaction. Every blank space between punctuation or double punctuation is a redacted sentence or clause.

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u/tepattaja 7h ago

Isnt that illegal though? Wasnt the redactions only purpose to protect the victims?

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u/brine909 5h ago

Yes, they broke so many laws in the release by censoring predators and not victims, shows who they are really trying to protect

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u/Brilliant_Garlic69 ☣️ 20h ago

Cl'n'ton c,n u bl** Tru'p

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u/Riskybusiness622 13h ago

Pizza party! 

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u/Saucey_jello 1d ago

Fuck, I thought this was funny

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u/Galko655 1d ago

It's only funny, those are involved with computer science. I found it funny. Knowing possibly why we have spell checking systems, way back in late 90s computers.

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u/Saucey_jello 1d ago

Fax, maybe I should’ve focused it on that

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u/shadymonger 21h ago

Dude if we focused on Fax we wouldn't be here now

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u/Inside_End_6072 1d ago

☺️

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u/Saucey_jello 1d ago

You think it would’ve been funnier if it was just “Clinton trying to decipher what Epstein meant by “im,, . host’ing a party, . tomorow.. , “

Or is my whole joke cooked?

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u/wrongpitch 1d ago

Trying hard Trump we know this is your alt account