r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/CandidculonasRedux • 6d ago

You'll never guess what happens next...

4.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/N64Andysaurus92 6d ago

He deserved that lmao Don't fuck with explosives.

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u/Kaptainkid1 6d ago

I bet he ate lead base paint chips growing up too.... Why people FAFO and upload videos for our entertainment.. We are living the movie Idiocracy everyday.

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u/insidemyvoice 5d ago

He won't be eating much of anything now.

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u/evilfungi 5d ago

All of us were exposed to so much lead from gasoline exhaust fumes honestly, before it was banned. It was crazy that it was even allowed for so long.

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u/FireLucid 1d ago

The entire earth is a few IQ points lower as a result.

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u/Jorge_the_vast 3d ago

Can't wait for the movie of just an ass farting.

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u/One_Anything_3657 3d ago

its on the 5th sequel already.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 6d ago

No kids were eating lead paint chips en masse at any time point. It was a propagandized scare tactic to remove lead based paint from homes because lead blocks a massive range of signal frequencies, and with satellites being new tech at the time and all it limited the reach of numerous "groundbreaking" experiments. I remember hearing that on the news when I was little from the other room while I was putting some hallway shell in my oatmeal for the crunch.

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u/iamtheilluminati 5d ago

Bullshit, if you repainted your house with lead free paint you werent removing the lead paint first. It's going straight on top.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 5d ago

There was a massive effort to remove lead paint from public buildings and codes against using lead based paints put in place for new structures. But my comment was a joke about me overhearing that while I was putting paint chips from the hallway in my oatmeal

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u/mecinic 5d ago

Must have been eating the lead paint to believe that

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u/Standard-Resist8898 6d ago

Yeah, ive learned this the hard way. One of the petard that i bought as a kid didnt go off so i waited it out, nothing happened, poked with a stick still nothing, so after couple more minutes ive picked it up, still nothing, i thought "what a waste of gunpowder". I opened it up, poured the gunpowder onto a rock and tried to light it with a match.... whole mass of bright light, smoke and pain, my whole hand was white, scared AF i tried to scratch the white off... that was a mistake, with a single wipe i pulled off the upper dermis. Washed the rest off with water and while it hurt as hell it regrew like normal, but i learned my lesson, dont play with explosives

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 3d ago

First time I've ever heard petard used outside of a Hamlet reference. Is this common where you are? I like it.

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u/Standard-Resist8898 3d ago

You use to call them firecrackers right? In Poland be call them "petarda" when it comes to the small ones (like the 2cm to 10 cm ones), we also used to use "petarda" in sentences to call something "great, amazing" but i doubt anyone uses that anymore xD

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 2d ago

Yes, we call them firecrackers. English is the only language I know, so I've never come across petard outside of a Shakespeare quote.

I read up on it a bit, says it comes from the French word for fart (péter). Also a type of anti-tank mortar.

Thanks for improving my vocabulary!

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u/shwarma_heaven 5d ago

Physics has no give.

The average rocket has a few ounces of lift. The average jaws has a few pounds of biting force even when relaxed. Add in the surface tension of moisture on the teeth, and you get a face full of rocket...

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u/TheSketchuCableGuy 6d ago

I wouldn’t say he deserved it, it’s not like he was trying to hit someone else with it. He might have lost vision in an eye, or both eyes. He absolutely got some serious burns on his face that will probably leave permanent scars. But this stupid mf learned a valuable lesson lol. When I was like 12 I held a little bottle rocket (you know the tiny ones that come in packs of 144), it shot its fuse out as it went up and it went between two of my fingers, right in the webbing, that was like 20yrs ago and I still have a decent scar there (I still shoot small bottle rockets this way btw)

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u/TheSketchuCableGuy 6d ago

Can someone please explain why I was downvoted? I’m just curious, cuz fireworks are fun. I just don’t think that this guy “deserved” that wrath leashed upon his face for a stupid decision. Obviously it was the consequences of his own actions, but he was just trying to have fun and didn’t realize the kinda spark ridden facial he was about to receive

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u/viagra___girls 6d ago

I downvoted you because I hate being around people (usually men) fucking around with fireworks. It Stresses me out and if you do fuck yourself up now you’ve ruined everyone’s night. I don’t understand the need. It’s not enough just to blow something up the way it’s intended to be?

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u/D0varev 6d ago

It’s common sense don’t light an explosive while it’s in your mouth

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 6d ago

He put a lit explosive between his teeth. His actions begged for worse

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u/VengefulSnake1984 6d ago

Your response is kinda equivalent to pointing an empty firearm at someone for fun.

You don't point a firearm at someone, ever. Unless ofc for obvious reasons.

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u/Fortune_Unique 5d ago

Lol the people in this sub arent actually thinking deeply or with any sort of metacognition about this video. Dont take it to heart. Does this guy deserve literal burns? No. If someone says that they genuinely have a lot of thinking to do about what it means to be a "good human being".

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 6d ago

Because average redditor...

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u/pimpbot666 6d ago

How many more of these vids need to be published to the internet before people realize how stupid an idea this is?

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u/Bernering4ju 6d ago

How many teen pregnancies need to happen before people realize that it's a stupid idea?

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u/Far_Winner5508 5d ago

There’s a drive to have sex that’s pretty strong. Been around a long time, seems kind evolutionary.

No idea what the drive is to have a burning fountain of sparks on the skin comes from.

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u/neutrino71 5d ago

Combine the brains endorphin response to risk taking with booze and you get poor judgements

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u/One_Anything_3657 3d ago

97% of humanities problems would be solved be removing booze from the equations.

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u/neutrino71 3d ago

Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems

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u/UshankaBear 5d ago

Pregante??

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u/Man_in_the_uk 6d ago

You thought pregnancy was stupid?

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u/PunKingKarrot 5d ago

Did you miss the TEEN part in TEEN PREGNANCY?

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u/Strange_Dog6483 6d ago

How long has humanity been engaged in objectively stupid acts?

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u/0100_0101 5d ago

one more.

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u/leMatth 4d ago

When will they realize that the stick is supposed to go with the rocket?

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u/Narm2020 5d ago

Alcohol is a possible culprit

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u/GrimboGhoul 2d ago

It's like people don't understand the physics behind a firework. 

Fire blast from back. Make firework go forward.

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u/fenderman72 6d ago

I'm surprised alcohol was a factor

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u/Man_in_the_uk 6d ago

He really held onto the glass didn't he. Class A alcoholic right there.

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u/TopPassion1388 6d ago

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u/Would_daver 6d ago

The length of time that the tail end of that conflagration was just glued to his entire face was quite impressive

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u/UshankaBear 5d ago

I mean... what could go right???

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u/WENDEHALS77 5d ago

Good ol' eyeball tan.

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u/CannonGerbil 6d ago

Ah here comes the money shot

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u/818VitaminZ 6d ago

He got a facial.

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u/gameinggod21 6d ago

A fire facial

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u/sev45day 6d ago

That dude had a full 9 seconds holding that in his mouth with the business end pointing at his face, and it never once occurred to him he was about to get a face full of fire and sparks?

Deserves it.

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u/bernietheweasel 6d ago

Has anyone accomplished this feat successfully or is this what passes as success?

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u/Local_H_Jay 6d ago

They think it's the kind that fires from a tube Roman candle style which, I mean, there's not a smart way to put explosives in your mouth but makes more sense than assuming they can tank firey sparks to the face

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u/smackedbyamack 6d ago

oddly enough the black powder facial never quite caught on.

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u/One_Anything_3657 3d ago

roman candle tubes full on violently detonate without lobbing the ball out more than 0% of the time. i wouldnt hold one while its lit.

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u/phatassgato 6d ago

Small bottle rocket, between bottom lip and tooth. Stop pursing lips and release as the fuse reaches the rocket. Do not do with a beard.

It’s honesty crazy people think it flies off the stick. They just hold on.

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u/avspuk 6d ago

I know. It's most odd.

Had they not ever found burnt spent firework rockets still with their charred sticks?

As a 10 year old we'd go out looking for them after Guy Fawkes

Now 50 years later I see 10 years still doing the same.

Also we hen having set off fireworks the stick isn't still in the bottle/can.

I'm staggered any one thinks the fly off the stick

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u/StarbuckWoolf 6d ago

This type of brain fart appears to be a regular occurrence on this Sub.

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u/jromperdinck 6d ago

Guess we’ll never know how this ended. Maybe they went to bed peacefully.

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u/DawRogg 6d ago

No one understands physics in the video

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u/Prest1geW0rldW1de 6d ago

That’s going to sting in the morning.

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u/OkLetsGoAlreadyThen 6d ago

And the next morning..

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u/beer4mepls 6d ago

With action -reaction, I thought he was going to deep-throat that stick. :)

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u/Useful_Airline_1081 6d ago

Anyone know what happened to him like what kind of injuries he sustained?

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u/kadkadkad 6d ago

Total head transplant, hopefully

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 6d ago

Remember that bit on the Simpsons when they goto Australian and they go to get in kangaroos pouches and they’re like ‘it’s not like in cartoons’

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 6d ago

Mind numbing stupidity is wild

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u/DANeighty6 6d ago

Ever notice how that first fire is powerful enough to spray a guys face but not enough to propel it away, it's like an inbuilt moron test.

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u/Aggressive_Chicken63 6d ago

That’s exactly not as bad as I thought.

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u/Agitated_Year8521 6d ago

You haven't seen the aftermath

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u/Inside_Chicken3042 4d ago

What happened?

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u/Agitated_Year8521 4d ago

Hazard a guess... The bloke just took a shower or very hot sparks to the face... I'll leave the rest to you

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 6d ago

Another genius playing with fireworks...

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u/sheezy520 6d ago

“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?”

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u/Egglegg14 6d ago

Bye bye eyebrows

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u/RoughDoughCough 5d ago

Bye bye epidermis

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u/Sm0key_Bear 6d ago

That's okay. He didn't need his eyebrows anyway.

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u/Melodic-Cake3581 6d ago

Eye lids be looking like Lima beans now.

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u/Parkatola 6d ago

At least it wasn’t the butt one (with the obligatory copy/pasta about the horrors of burned recta). Cheers.

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u/tdm17mn 6d ago

“Dumbass” Achievement Unlocked!

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 6d ago

It seems that no matter how many public service announcements or awareness campaigns we run, we cannot get people to respect fireworks. It's almost like they're not aware fireworks are explosives. So strange.

Or maybe they are aware and their arrogance causes them to behave this way.

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u/Liesthroughisteeth 6d ago

Clear evidence that for every ounce of alcohol consumed the human IQ is reduced by 8.87366691 points. Fact!

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u/Straight_Idea_9546 6d ago

He's lucky it didn't explode too early

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u/Separate-Rest344 6d ago

ginger face too

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u/Candle-Different 6d ago

Man. People sure are dumb sometimes.

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u/Doctormaul68 6d ago

Bet he let go of his beer when his face got burnt to a crisp

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u/Lazy-Block5112 6d ago

Holy shit lmao

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u/Hot_Plant8696 6d ago

By a stroke of luck, he joined his intellect with that of the other man.

One can only speculate about what would have happened otherwise.

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u/OkLetsGoAlreadyThen 6d ago

Is that dude ok tho?! How is he not totally blind from that??

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u/chucky6661 6d ago

I need to see the eyebrows afterwards

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u/copperstarbill 3d ago

You won’t. 😬

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u/Most_Fox_982 6d ago

Which ivy did he attend?

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u/superAK907 6d ago

What.. what did he think was gonna happen?

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u/AutoBotsBotsAuto 6d ago

Oh dear, I sure hope those toxic fumes and hot gasses did not cause any permanent damage to his lungs.

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u/Devanyani 6d ago

Ricky, no!!

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u/tommycoz0606 6d ago

Talk about delayed reactions. My man just got roasted!

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u/it-aint-over 6d ago

Darwin award nominee

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u/BobbyBrackins 6d ago

Rorschach backstory 🤦‍♂️😂

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 6d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/JicamaCreative5614 6d ago

Obviously not a rocket scientist

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u/pehelwan 6d ago

The least surprising outcome

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u/bgravato 6d ago

And the Darwin award goes to...

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 6d ago

How these bmdumb dumbs ever survived past their 5th birthday, is beyond me.

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u/MartiBBWoman 6d ago

Did he honestly not know that was gonna happen?

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u/FreedomLizard420 6d ago

What a dumb plan. The sparks come at his face, and in order to let go, he gotta open his mouth.

I cant even imagine a comparison as stupid as this move ngl 😂

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u/Malibucat48 6d ago

Why why why do these videos always stop too soon?

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u/theDancingKite 6d ago

I was able to exactly guess what's about to happen next.

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u/Upstairs_Ball_7967 6d ago

Wait this shoots flames backwards amazing theta how thrust works. 😂

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u/RoadRunner_1993 6d ago

I did in fact guess what happened next

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u/Sunwolfy 5d ago

Explosives and mouths shouldn't go together ever.

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u/ntgco 5d ago

Ignited Sulfur particles directly Into your eyes-- amazing.

Funny the pain of the burning fire makes you clench your teeth harder.....extending the duration of the pain in this case.

Humans are too stupid to survive as a species.

Idiot also eats TidePods and lights himself of fire.

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 5d ago

But we did guess right as it’s pretty obvious. You think we’re all dumb or something?

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u/oliferro 5d ago

Goddamn Ricky

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u/rock_and_rolo 5d ago

Burn Wards Hate this One Simple Trick!

Trick: Don't be a dumbass.

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u/bloodguard 5d ago

Iron Oxide propelled at significant velocity into your eyes and face... This idiot checks all the boxes.

  • [x] Drunk
  • [x] High
  • [X] (Extra) Stupid

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u/ink_monkey96 5d ago

There was a summary of Fourth of July fireworks that I remember reading one year. One guy tried to put a firework on his hat and launch it off that, while wearing said hat, to amuse his kids. The cause of death was "skull failure". Not skull fracture, skull failure. I have no desire to know what that looks like.

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u/Elwood51 5d ago

Alcohol and explosives go together so well!

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u/fizzysmoke 5d ago

Pain for months and scarred for life. Look at the positive though, he's internet famous for it forever.

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u/After-Life-1980 5d ago

😝 how’d that feel

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u/Gaur2704 5d ago

What were these people thinking also is this guy blind now?

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u/mantis_tobagan_md 5d ago

I love how the rocket remained trained on his face, even at it fell. Beautiful.

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u/Initial_Automatic 5d ago

Okay am I the only one who thought this was a deleted Trailer Park Boys scene

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u/Unlucky_Version_8700 5d ago

No one mentioned the people cheering him on like he's about to score with three chicks there.

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u/4travelers 5d ago

Stupid people doing stupid things

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u/secret-sam1 5d ago

Sometimes you just have to learn the hard way

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u/Devoidofshame 5d ago

Some people really treat life like a side quest

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u/karth11k 5d ago

Sorry OP I guessed exactly the same thing!

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u/groovyinutah 5d ago

Bet he got to enjoy that for DAYS...

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u/shootingstar_9324 5d ago

I really wish they’d post a video of what it looked like afterwards.

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u/ChromaticCluck 5d ago

Put glasses on derp.

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u/Hawley-Gryphon 5d ago

slow clap

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u/Bodod_Begag 5d ago

That looks very painful but he was probably fine

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u/TurbulentAir 5d ago

I wonder how bad his burns were

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 5d ago

Another.. repost

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u/gliitch0xFF 5d ago

He's going to have to have years of facial reconstructive surgery.

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u/IndependenceLong880 4d ago

you can’t whisper if you don’t have lips

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u/InformationIcy735 4d ago

He went blind

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u/Quetzalpuff 4d ago

The look of absolute bliss

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u/Orivyre 4d ago

OMG!! 🤣 He looks like Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys but from a Temu purchase

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u/No-Remote-2899 4d ago

Barbecued Skin. Straight from Texas Chainsaw.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 4d ago

Not sure what it is about fireworks, but they seem to attract the dumbest fucking yahoos.

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u/leMatth 4d ago

There should be PA telling people that the stick is meant to go with the rocket.

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u/Midnight-51 3d ago

It's truly hard to believe that there are people that stupid and they're still alive!

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u/Free-Funny-3649 3d ago

The fire face wash removes face 100%.

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 3d ago

I paused it and had a little game with myself but his teeth didn't fly out like I was expecting them too 😂.

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u/billymondy5806 3d ago

So funny. These dorks are so funny!

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u/Tascin90 3d ago

Can someone please explain to me why we're still trying to protect such idiots with warning labels? Let them do their thing. It's natural selection. And I haven't read anything funny in the Darwin Award category for a long time.

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u/Shot-Ad-7356 3d ago

Upvoted that one!

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u/SolidusSnake78 2d ago

wtf people never saw fireworks before?

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u/hotshatter 1d ago

tried to fly before learning to walk.

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u/lonestarr357 21h ago

No. I guessed it pretty well.